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La WWDC 2015 en chanson !

Comme pour chaque événement Apple, le Youtuber Jonathan Mann résume, en chanson, ce que la keynote consacrée à la WWDC 2015 a révélé.

Jonathan Mann chante devant Moscone Center - WWDV 2015

D’OS X El Capitan à iOS 9 en passant par les interventions remarquées de Jimmy Iovine et Drake, Jonathan Mann revient avec beaucoup d’humour sur les annonces et événements qui ont égréné la dernière conférence d’introduction de la WWDC 2015. L’homme qui avait séduit Steve Jobs avec ses chansons décalées, nous livre ainsi (paroles sous la vidéo) tout haut ce que beaucoup ont pensé tout bas durant le show !

Pour les moins anglophones, voici les paroles de la chanson :

Craig Federighi asked Trent Reznor
To help him find his pain and rage 
But Craig Federighi didn’t have any
He had a totally dope presentation on stage 

A cursor that jumps out at you
Spotlight panel resize
How about that innovation
SplitView, Yurts and pinned sites 

Not one but count them two
Women up on the stage
It’s a start and it’s about damn time
Cuz these white dad jokes are starting to fade 

Lots of apps got sherlocked
I feel bad for them
Federighi meditates
When he wakes up at 5am
Swift 2 is open source
And I hope they don’t waste time
Cuz long ago didn’t they say
The same thing about FaceTime?

I’m not really psyched
About anything Apple Music does
If Drake had a point that he was making
I’m not sure I really know what it was
Eddie Cue was dancing
Jimmy Iovine was yelling
But I don’t think the audience
Was buying what they were selling

Susan Prescott reads ESPN
For the articles
More of her, please 
And less One More Things
You can just be willy nilly with those 

iPad 
multitasking
Low power mode and games
Transit looks cool
El Capitan is a werid name
Wallet and news and siri knows
When you get in your car 
Apple cares about your privacy
So Bust a move and get bizarre 

El Capitan, El Capitan
Metal and Poutine
Cool stuff on watchOS
And I don’t wanna be mean
But it went on a little too long
We all got burned out
If Steve were here
He never ever ever would have allowed
Just kidding there were keynotes he did that weren’t perfect either