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Les fanboys et leur guerre d’Eglise…

Voici un rap qui remettra peut-être un peu d'ordre dans les esprits qui ont tendance à s'échauffer sur le Web quand il s'agit de défendre la marque techno dont ils sont fans...

Unbox Therapy fait un rap anti guerre d'église

Google, Apple, Microsoft, Android, iOS, Samsung,... les géants et marques technos font l'objet d'une véritable guerre d'Eglise sur le Web. Qu'ils soient blogueurs, commentateurs, haters ou autres, certains dépassent les limites. De quoi leur consacrer un rap plutôt sympathique. Il est signé Unbox Therapy, une chaîne Youtube consacrée... à l'ouverture toute religieuse d'objets technos ! WTF ! Second degré ? Je l'espère...

Comme la chanson est en anglais, les paroles sont détaillées sous la vidéo.

Unbox Therapy fait un rap anti guerre d'église (2)

Fanboys, I know you know who they are...
Ready to spar on the inter webs, spewing out tar
Ready for keyboard war, until their fingers are sore
until their fingers are sore
until their fingers are sore

Relax and take notes, while I take tokes, of this fanboy smoke! As it floats all over the web, the undead - subhumans. Consuming, the booze that the brands have been brewing. The illusion of a battle, it's Android, it's Apple, it's Sony, it's branded %$&^$ macaroni - so blow me! Lonely little people, brittle little sheeple welcome to the internet, this place is the fanboy depot!

A Freak show, for abrasive racist sadists, that really need to play this - track - back - A couple of times, change their state of mind, redesign their point of view, break through to some logic. Put an end to the toxic, moronic, electronic narcotics - ya trust me, the fanboy he's on it - PC Master race, xbox for the win! - it's like a rash on my skin, every single brand boy identical twins.

Fanboys, I know you know who they are...
Ready to spar on the inter webs, spewing out tar
Ready for keyboard war, until their fingers are sore
until their fingers are sore
until their fingers are sore

They preach a cheap message, each too invested, brain bleached and untested, molested by the things they've ingested! Oh so aggressive, So tough behind a screen, shrivelled like a green bean - acting like you're wolverine. Here's your chance, go back, and retract, all that unpaid noise that destroys communication. Frustration drives your mind, behind all those words, you just align like a herd, or a bird in a flock - you need a therapeutic shock - to your system, some wisdom in your head, you've been misled & caught red handed. It's time to get yourself reprimanded - spun around & unbranded. No more corporate lemonade, you need a mental upgrade to bypass your delay - & the proof is in the comments you made - in a tirade... about a phone... fanboy your drunk, go home.... alone.

Fanboys, I know you know who they are...
Ready to spar on the inter webs, spewing out tar
Ready for keyboard war, until their fingers are sore
until their fingers are sore
until their fingers are sore

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